We're Getting Mutants in the MCU - The Loop


Capn' Splinters is the 3rd patient of Act 2 in Amateur Surgeon 2.

Alan's Description

Pirates - the scourge of the seas and internet alike. I spliced a main-brace once; my trousers fell down and the wind made my timbers shiver. Then all the nurses screamed and I had to go back to my room. Good times.


There are leaches (needs confirmation) on his chest. You must burn the eye on Re-Generations you must deal with the poison they leave behind. Their bodies will need to be removed with the Tongs. Then you cut to his heart. Tentacles can be seen poking out. Went cutting into the heart the main challenge will begin for there is live squid. When it opens its mouth you need to shock it with the car battery. When stunned cut a tentacle with the chainsaw. In the original ink will blast out after cutting an tentacle and when killing the squid, this is absent in Re-Generations. It is advised to inject him every time you deal with a tentacle. After you took care of squid and clean up then you can remove the tentacle in his heart. Once done the surgery is easy for all that is left is to seal, cauterize, and apply pain away gel on the wounds.


  • There was a glitch in this surgery that made it impossible to pull out the tentacles after killing the squid, thus rendering the operation impossible to complete. The glitch was later fixed in the Adult Swim version, but remains in the hacked,copied and pirated copies of the game.
  • He appears as the fourth patient in Amateur Surgeon 4's Supernatural Surgeries Blood Cup.
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