Initial Heart Rate

80 BPM (Amateur Surgeon 3)
92 BPM (Amateur Surgeon Re-Generations)

Time Limit

6:59 (Amateur Surgeon 3)
5:18 (Amateur Surgeon Re-Generations)

Neil File is a patient from Amateur Surgeon 3: Tag Team Trauma and is the 30th patient in Amateur Surgeon 4: Re-Generations. He is one of the three injured "wardens" from Shanks-A-Lot Prison.

Amateur Surgeon 3: Tag Team Trauma Edit

While patrolling the prison quarry, inmate Earnest Pickles sneaks up on Neil and stuffs him headfirst into a cement mixer. Somehow he is able to escape and stumble across Ophelia Payne, his mouth brimming with cement. Noticing a nearby chainsaw, she quickly takes action to remove the cement from his body.

Ophelia's Description Edit

OBSERVATIONS: He's been put through a cement mixer! Who...Who DOES that?! It's just such an ODD thing to do to a person - it's depraved AND inefficient!

We ARE in a prison for, well...mentalists! This probably shouldn't be such a surprise! -ALAN

SYMPTOMS: The patient has ingested a huge amount of cement, which has coated his insides and set fast! I...I just can't quite understand why he didn't close his mouth?

Who HASN'T thought cement looks kind of delicious now and then. I admire his pioneering spirit! -ALAN

ACTION: We have to hack his internal organs free from the cement - but the pizza cutter does nothing! We're going to need something SERIOUS!


Procedure Edit

Neil pre-op

Pre-op for Neil File

This surgery is an introduction to the chainsaw. To remove cement blocks, use the chainsaw in a circular motion. Make sure not to go too fast or you may harm Neil. When entering various parts of the body, you'll have to replace Neil's lungs and stomach.

Trivia Edit

  • Neil File is a pun on "nail file".
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