"Oh doctor! Don't look at me!"

Known Operations




Initial Heart Rate

70 BPM (AS2)
81 BPM (AS4)

Time Limit

5:16 (AS2)
1:16 (AS4)

Princess Starla is the 4th patient of Act 2 in Amateur Surgeon 2 and the 49th patient in Amateur Surgeon 4: Re-Generations.

Bio Edit

Starla is a somber woman who highly dislikes the way she looks.

Amateur Surgeon 2 Edit

Somehow Starla finds Alan Probe inside the chicken coop. Seeing him as a kind man, she entrusts him in beautifying her body.

Alan's Description Edit

The search for youth and beauty can take you to some funny places. It's taken this lady out to a deserted chicken coop to be operated on by an old man with a pizza cutter. If that's not dedication, I don't know what is...

Personality and AppearanceEdit

Princess Starla
Shown with red hair, olive skin tone, medium lips, and medium waist, Starla was at first gloomy, feeling negative about her own physical appearance. She becomes jubilant after surgery, very appreciative of Alan's efforts(though she seems to keep the same appearance despite the surgery).

Procedure Edit

Slice into her and burn the bubbles of fat with the lighter, which will produce flames to vacuum up(in AS2 you have to find them first with the Ultrasound 5000). Gel up any burns with the Pain Away. When you get to her lips, use the injector to fill the four parts, enlarging them. Then continuing to her nose, slice in and cut out the bone with the chainsaw for replacing. After cauterizing the bone and incision, you'll be taken to her slight uni-brow. Set the middle on fire with the lighter and suck up the flames, gelling up the leftover burn.


  • She is the only female patient in Act 2.


Patients in Amateur Surgeon 2

Act 1

Tommy GracefulsTony AliasRichard ThimbleDick MastersonMiss DistressScarlett ThrobbingUncle ChucklesThe Shame-rockThe PresidentVladimir Ampire

Act 2

Ringo FixitNapoleon TrotterskiCapn' SplintersPrincess StarlaChewtoy ChuckJimmy the SpiderPeeping TomThe AideDwayne PipeDr. Bleed