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Cletus with leftover quills

Known Operations




Inital heart Rate

40 BPM (AS1)
60 BPM (AS4)

Time Limit

7:59 (AS1)
4:30 (AS4)

Roadkill Cletus is a patient introduced in Act 1 of Amateur Surgeon and is the 6th patient in Amateur Surgeon 4: Re-Generations.

Bio Edit

Cletus is a Southern hillbilly who comes from a poor (and incestuous) family. Unable to buy real food, he must obtain his meals by eating the corpses of dead animals on the street.

Amateur Surgeon Edit

While scouring the road for roadkill, Cletus so happens to trip, landing on the back of a dead porcupine. He finds Alan Probe and Dr. Bleed in the nearby warehouse to receive help for his prickly injury.

Alan's Description Edit

Obviously coming from a very (very) close family, the patient scrapes his living (and meals) from animals killed from the roadside. In an effort to possibly mix business with pleasure, the patient has impaled himself on a porcupine. Remove quills, close cuts, and apply sun-lotion to back of neck.

Procedure Edit

This surgery is one of the simple ones, where all you are required to do is extract the quills with the tongs, cauterising wounds along the way. There are several quills located outside his body, his kidneys, his liver, and his heart.

Cletus's heart rate may linger in low numbers, so use the Corkscrew (or injector in AS4) if you need too.

Level Dialogue Edit

Before Surgery Edit

Cletus: Hay, can yew guys help out a friend?

Alan: Whoa! That porcupine has a hillbilly stuck on its ass!

Cletus: I went to, uh, pick-up this here prickle-pig, but done fell on it instead.

After Surgery Edit

Cletus: Hay! That was pretty good! Thanks kindly!

*Cletus leaves the Warehouse*

Alan: So are you really the renegade doctor that burglar was talking about before?

Bleed: Alan, you have some real talent. I will continue to train you if it's what you want...

Alan: It's what I've ALWAYS wanted!

Bleed: But I will only do so on the condition that we do not talk about my past! It is uneventful and uninteresting, I assure you!

Alan: OK! You're the boss...doc!

Trivia Edit

  • In Amateur Surgeon 4, Alan’s name is used in front of the dialogue when Cletus says; “Hay, that was pretty good! Thanks kindly!” Although everything else remains the same.

Gallery Edit

Patients in Amateur Surgeon

Act 1

Dr. Ignacious BleedTommy GracefulsRoadkill CletusInsurance Fraud ClaudeTrent CoatJunkyard GutsLumbar JackEddy the DogMeatsack JackHorrace

Act 2

Officer BrutalityVince BlownapartValerieEdgar StubbingtonDonny DebonairStinkin' Joe GarbageBugeater PeterKarl PuccinoAnimalEddy the Dog

Act 3

Trent CoatBugeater PeterCrime Boss & Ivan HenchmanJunkyard GutsAureolaDr. Ignacious BleedHorrace

Secret Files

Bio-Utility MechanoidStupormanDeLirium
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