"Chillax already, baby!"

Known Operations




Initial Heart Rate

0 BPM (Amateur Surgeon 2)
75 BPM (Amateur Surgeon 4: Re-Generations)

Time Limit

5:49 (Amateur Surgeon 2)
2:34(Amateur Surgeon 4)

Vladimir Ampire is the bonus patient of Act 1 in Amateur Surgeon 2, unlocked by getting an A on every patient from Act 1. His surgery also appears in Amateur Surgeon 4: Re-Generations, under the label VA.

Bio Edit

Vladimir is a vampire who claims to have been attacked by an angry mob of villagers. However he attempts to keep his true identity a secret until after the surgery.

Amateur Surgeon 2 Edit

Vlad approaches Alan Probe, trying to convince him he's not a vampire by saying how villagers shot him with silver bullets, threw holy water at him and made him eat garlic — those are things that definitely would kill a vampire, but Alan thinks that would kill a human, too. Nevertheless, Vladimir states that bright light makes him burn, so the player must use a flashlight, similar to the president for operating in the dark.

After a successful operation, Vlad gives Alan a vial of vampire tears as thanks, which is later used to revive a special someone.

Alan's Description Edit

If they weren't before, things officially just got very strange. The patient has shown up with multiple "villager-inflicted" wounds, a cape and pointy teeth. He must think I'M the sucker! Ha ha ha! …sigh.

Personality and Appearance Edit

Vlad photo as4

Concealed, laid-back, and mysterious, Vladimir usually covers his formal attire with his "cloak". He has several nails tied to his fingers and has two fangs that seem manually wedged into his mouth. Not much is known about him, but he is somewhat grateful towards Alan, after the latter cured his injuries and didn't harm him, despite him finding out about his true identity, instead giving him something in return, that would revive someone special later.


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Beginning the operation

To complete the operation, the player must remove the stakes and vacuum the wounds and bruises shut.* (Since using the Needle and thread does nothing and applying either the torch or healing gel will end up causing burns, as well as shocking him). Next, cut inside of him and remove the garlic from the cuts, deal with the garlic poison and use the Ultrasound 5000 to locate the silver bullets. (Though in his AS4 Surgery, they are exposed to begin with). From there, we vacuum the wounds shut* and move on to the bats. In Amateur Surgeon 2, feed the 3 bats with the syringe with blood until they burst and vacuum the remains. (In Amateur Surgeon 4, they are the same wound-causing mutated bats from Batshift Crazy's operation.)

  • In AS4, you staple the wounds, apply flame and then gel, after dealing with the garlic, you then move on to the side of his chest where you remove the silver fork and spoon, after the utensils, then come the bats.

Trivia Edit

  • If one were to inject blood into Vlad's body with the injector in AS2, he would find it rather tasty, giving a satisfied "Mmmm".


Patients in Amateur Surgeon 2

Act 1

Tommy GracefulsTony AliasRichard ThimbleDick MastersonMiss DistressScarlett ThrobbingUncle ChucklesThe Shame-rockThe PresidentVladimir Ampire

Act 2

Ringo FixitNapoleon TrotterskiCapn' SplintersPrincess StarlaChewtoy ChuckJimmy the SpiderPeeping TomThe AideDwayne PipeDr. Bleed
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